Friday, March 26, 2010

Shapeman for hire

Xander is a shape expert now. If you need to hire someone to help you with your octagons, stars, crosses, circles, or triangles, we have your man! His rate is $10,000/hour with a minimum of 1 hour (since he won't actually sit still for more than a few minutes). For this rate, he will physically and verbally identify shapes for you. Don't let Disney get his contract before you!

Ah...now, how shall I spend my retirement?

3 comments:

Carla A Few Of My Favorite Things said...

Hey he would make a great quilter! He needs to come see Grandma for a week.

Concept ALT said...

Sure he'll help you quilt for the right price. He's start to learn the colors, too.

Jomomma said...

Xander will be a wonderful adviser, Carla...tho your quilts have been quite spectacular so far!