Some of Xander's goofy quotes:
- [After I finished counting to 100 with him] Is 100 the LAST number? I think Daddy can count all the way to 7.
- See, Mom. I didn't get electrocuted THIS time. Were you watching me?
- I don't want to eat fruit or vegetables anymore. I want to stay a kid forever. [In a pouting voice no less].
- Quota? Mommy, "quota" is a potty word! [I couldn't agree more]
- [After I told him to close his eyes and picture the story I was reading to him] Mommy, when I closed by eyes, I saw a Barbie dream house.
- [After I caught him looking at a book in bed with a flashlight] But I want to learn more more about the sun swallowing up the earth in 5 billion years. [Then, he comes out of his room 15 min later]. Mommy, the sun doesn't have a mouth so it can't swallow up the earth.
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Oh to be a child again. Thanks for the chuckles!
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